Merry Christmas Shopping
OVERHEARD, VOL. 1
Location - A shoe store
Cast of characters - A mother (M), two teen-aged daughters (D1 and D2), and an employee of the store (E)
D1: You know, Mom and I are having a really nice time shopping, except for the fact that you're being such a bitch.
D2: Stop saying that word.
M sighs
D1: Well, what else should I say? You are a bitch.
D2: Stop saying that word. I don't like it.
E: Hi, how are you all doing today?
D1: We're doing fine, except for my sister. She's being such a bitch.
D2: Stop using that word.
M sighs.
E: Oh, um, can I help you find anything?
D1: Can you find a way for my sister to stop being so bitchy?
D2: Stop it. I don't like that word.
E walks away as M sighs.
posted by magic, and with love from Sam, at 4:13 PM
3 Comments:
I am reminded of all those Al Bundy "shoe store" stories from "Married, With Children." Ahaha...now that's class.
12/21/2005 7:05 PM
If I were that D2 I will simply say
"B*tch, when you are tired of being such a b*tchy brat b*tch, ... I mean b*tch, can you count how many time I have called you a b*tch, b*tch-- as much as I hate the word b*tch, you suit dictionary meaning of the word B*tch, B*tch. That's nine times B*tch...ooops ten times now..."
12/31/2005 2:25 PM
Did they ever figure out how to get d__ (don't remember which one, bad short term memory here) to stop being a bitch. The problem is, I think the other one is being a bitch because she's calling the other one, D__, a bitch...which is a really bitchin' thing to do.
T-Mac, in response to "Married with Children"...HELL YES...SAME DEAL, DIFFERENT PLAYERS!!!
1/07/2006 7:01 AM
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