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Sunday, April 15, 2007

Won't You Be My Neighbor?

One of our neighbors recently posted this sign on his front lawn.



My favorite aspects of the sign are:
-quotation marks on "beware" (or "bewarer"?)
-exclamation points
-underlines
-threat of returning "crap"

I wonder if Wynnie violated his yard during one of her runaway trips.

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5 Comments:

Blogger Ashley said...

I hope she did. MAN, I hope she did.

4/15/2007 12:56 PM

 
Blogger The Assassin (burrr) said...

I think I'm going to take a crap on his lawn...that'll show'em

4/15/2007 1:18 PM

 
Blogger truax said...

You should have the dog go in their yard at night, then when they wake up in the morning...see if they're able to ascertain the origin of the "crap".

4/15/2007 5:18 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I know some people who know some people that will totally crap in your neighbor's yard for you. No really. Just give me the word.

4/15/2007 11:51 PM

 
Blogger Auntie Dani said...

Oh if only I had Buddy still...

4/16/2007 9:09 AM

 

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