More Manliness

Tonight, after being quickly bored by ice dancing couples that were not falling, I decided to iron my clothes for work tomorrow. I also ironed another shirt - a new one that I'll probably wear later this week. Besides being a long-sleeved, button casual shirt, this new garment has several special qualities.

First, it has vertical stripes. I'm a big fan. It also has a couple small panels of a coordinating fabric.

Second, the colors are bright - yellow, magenta, white, and black. Again, a fan.

Third, when I first saw the shirt, I wondered if it was ugly. I still haven't decided.

Finally, and best of all, it was $2. It's new - from Marshall's, originally from Express, but apparently too ugly for Express shoppers. Now, I'm quite thrilled when I can buy a new $5 shirt. But a $2 shirt?!? WOW!! (And I mean WOW in the sense that you form your mouth into a circle, and take each hand, one on each side of your O-shaped mouth, and hold up three fingers to make a W on each hand. You're spelling "wow" with your mouth and two hands. Get it?)

Don't hate me because I can shop better than you can.