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Sunday, January 29, 2006

Benefits Of Coca-Cola

MY THREE SONS, VOL. 2

During our poker game on Friday night, Kevin drank a whole two-liter bottle of Coke. He also made strange buzzing noises, did lots of twitching, and lost $8.50.

The correlation is obvious.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shall we test that theory in San Diego?! I don't think there is a correlation...

1/29/2006 5:26 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mark, you're the second who definetly proves the correlation

1/30/2006 10:22 AM

 
Blogger T-Mac said...

Coke is bad?

1/30/2006 4:56 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ever notice the only time Bethy posts is after Mark? And normally it is a psuedo-slam...Correlation or causation?

1/30/2006 6:36 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was actually a liter of cocain..we left that part out assuming you would know what we meant by "coke" the brand is called "cola" expensive. a little more then a grand for that liter. Call if anyone needs a hook up

1/15/2007 2:12 AM

 

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