Save The Date
I will die on July 7, 2038.
So, in your calendar, please save the date of July 9 or 10, 2038, to attend some sort of service where you can share memories or make fun of me.
If you would like to find out when you will die, you can visit www.deathclock.com.
posted by magic, and with love from Sam, at 7:50 PM
6 Comments:
So, I'm pretty much going to live until October 19, 2090. Yeah. That's what comes of being an optimistic non-smoker with a ridiculously low body mass index.
Worship me, mortals.
3/01/2006 8:50 PM
Sam, you are going to die soon. You should eat all the dessert you want. It won't matter.
Also, I will die before you. Saturday, June 28, 2025. Apparently, that is the price for being sadistic. But really, the kittens had it coming.
3/01/2006 10:28 PM
Tuesday, December 24, 2069. Booya! Haylie and I will be living it up in the old folks home. If only I ate my veggies, I would be immortal.
3/01/2006 11:36 PM
Friday, December 7, 2064.
that optimistic question reminds me of the royal tenenbaums. "how long does he have?" "that depends. is he a fighter?"
also, before i went to Oaxaca i was obese. now i'm just prone to health risks. i don't think i'm in denial or anything (but people in denial don't admit they're in denial, do they?), but that seems just a tad silly.
3/02/2006 12:58 AM
Well, I WAS going to live for six years longer than Tyler (I'd die May 10, 2066, him Sept 24, 2060), but thinking of being alone for six years turned me into a pessimist, which cut fifteen whole years off my life... Ten years of alone-ness for him turned him into a pessimist, and cut 23 years off his life... In the end, we both became sadists, and now neither of us will live to see 40.
3/02/2006 1:35 AM
Well, I don't know if I really believe that the difference between 154 pounds and 153 pounds makes all that difference in the longrun.. but whatev March 9, 2064!! yeah baby!!!! But some how I feel I will die from a diving accident in the tropics while studying a rare type of reef fish in 2040.... hmmmm
3/07/2006 9:33 PM
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