I'm A Winner, Too

I received good news via email today. The message starts like this:

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Dear Winner

We Apologies, for the delay of your payment and all the
Inconveniences and Inflict that we might have indulge you through. However, we were having some minor problems with our payment system, which is Inexplicable, and have held us stranded and Indolent, not having the Aspiration to devote our 100% Assiduity in accrediting foreign payments.

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I just need to send some personal info for the "speedy release of the cash prize of US$950.215.00."

It's too bad I don't know how much money that is.

With writing standards like these, I think some students have a chance at a good career.

Cheese.