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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Some Answers I've Discovered

QUESTION: Can good triumph over evil?
ANSWER: If by "good" you mean "assistant TO THE director of forensics haolies," and by "triumph over evil" you mean "succeed in clown college," then the answer is yes. Definitely yes. It's a natural fit.

QUESTION: How boring is George W. Bush?
ANSWER: He's so boring that he gets the most applause when his microphone stops working.

QUESTION: Who wants to be a millionaire?
ANSWER: People who are not billionaires (or future billionaires/Skate World employees).

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha hi-la-rious...good, i see you're using the vocab you learned, very nice. haha, id better see that shirt during florida!

3/21/2006 10:05 PM

 
Blogger truax said...

Question: Is MedA 101 a useful class?
Answer: No

P.S. knifes are good tools, animal shirts are cool, and don't make fun of my heritage

3/21/2006 10:29 PM

 
Blogger haylie said...

Question: Is Sam a big ol' bundle of encouraging awesomeness?

Answer: Psssh, yeah!

http://worldtosee.blogspot.com/2006/03/i-want-to-write-onion-too.html

Thanks Sam. Warm fuzzies.

3/21/2006 10:41 PM

 
Blogger Ashley said...

ha ha ha, in the words of tracey morgan, you are hiLARious!

3/21/2006 11:17 PM

 
Blogger T-Mac said...

Awesome...I should go buy a red foam nose.

3/22/2006 1:14 AM

 

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