I Can't Hear You
Overheard at WinCo (grocery store) this evening.
(Yes, I did follow them just to see what would happen.)
CAST OF CHARACTERS
B = boy, about 10 years old
G = girl, his sister, about 8 years old
M = their mom
* * * * * * * * * *
B: You're fat.
G: You're fatter.
M: Stop it, both of you.
B: What? I can't hear you. You're too fat.
M: I told you to stop saying that.
B: I forgot.
G: No, he didn't. He didn't forget. He's just mean.
B: Mom, she called me mean!
M: Well, she's right. I can't believe you sometimes.
B: I want some donuts.
* * * * * * * * * *
It's amazing how some people tolerate disrespect.


6 Comments:
Were they as fat as the fatty I sent you tonight? Or can anything equal that fatness?
12/02/2006 9:52 PM
wow, that's really funny... until you remember that it's true
12/02/2006 10:35 PM
My brother was calling me fat at the store. Why didn't you stop him from being mean to me. Don't you like me anymore?
12/03/2006 12:06 AM
That just legitimizes why I dislike most all children, because those fatties are going to group up into adults and then they stop being so cute.
12/03/2006 12:49 PM
thats really funny
12/03/2006 2:41 PM
sam...are you calling me fat?
12/05/2006 10:31 AM
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