Birds Still A Mystery. Tammy Not So Much.
This is a picture of the crews cleaning up the dead birds. I didn't take the picture. It's from USAToday, which I don't like to read, but they have pretty pictures. If you look closely, you can see a dead bird or two.
The official bird death toll in downtown Austin: 63.
Authorities in Austin are testing some of the dead birds to find out the cause of death. Results will be released on Monday, which is also the day we are leaving Austin. Awesome.
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In other news, Tammy asked me to post the following message from her. She likes CAPS sometimes, probably because she yells a lot. OK, here goes...
HI. I'M GUESSING THAT PEOPLE ARE ASKING ABOUT ME. FIGURES. HERE ARE A FEW UPDATES.
1. MY HAIR COLOR IS NOW "COPPER PENNY" - WHICH I CHOSE BECAUSE OF THE COOL NAME.
2. I'M NOT DATING ANYONE - EXCLUSIVELY NOW. THERE ARE A FEW GUYS I LIKE, BUT THEY'RE NOTHING SERIOUS.
3. A FEW PEOPLE SENT ME GET WELL WISHES AFTER HEARING ABOUT MY TEST RESULTS FROM JOSH/MASA. THANKS, BUT DON'T WORRY - NOTHING SERIOUS - PEOPLE RECOVER FROM STD'S ALL THE TIME.
4. I HAD A JOB FOR A WHILE - AT THE FARM/PET STORE IN FOREST GROVE. BUT I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE CHARGE CARD SLIDEY MACHINE OR HOW TO SNEAK BEER AT WORK. HIDING IT IN THE RABBIT PEN WORKED UNTIL I GOT BIT BY A DRUNK RABBIT WHO PURPOSELY SPILLED MY PBR AND LAPPED IT UP. SO, I'VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO HANG OUT NOW! PLUSSING AS WHICH, THAT STORE SMELLS WEIRDLY.
SEE YOU SOON! STAY PRETTY, EVERYONE. AND IF YOU'RE A FACEBOOK-ER, YOU CAN JOIN MY GROUP: "I'M NOT A WHORE - I'M JUST POPULAR." I JUST CHECKED THE MEMBERSHIP - AND WE'RE UP TO 5 PEOPLE, THANKS TO THE TWO NEW MEMBERS FROM CLEVELAND STATE (ok?). HOW THEY FOUND THE GROUP IS BEYOND ME.
posted by magic, and with love from Sam, at 9:18 PM
4 Comments:
So you have two chocies: you can either 1) not talk about Texas when you get back or 2) add me to Texas stories so I don't feel left out. I think those are fair.
P.S. I think the birds have the flu. I was teased that I would catch it when I went to China, but Texas is where the birds are all dying. Tiffanie- 1
1/11/2007 12:17 AM
Ummmm Tammy. Where to start? STDs are a pretty serious thing. Althought I am glad you are recovering, just know that there are bigger and more horrific one's out there. You could die. Your slutting around could kill you. I am not trying to pass judgment here Tammy, I know you are a good person, you just need to change your life. And your hair color. Maybe you should find Jesus. PS does Truax know about your little health problem? You need to disclose to all sexual partners, right away, Tammy.
1/11/2007 9:03 AM
I want the 4 wheeler vehicle that they're driving in Texas. That's how I'm going to go from round to round.
As for Tammy. She needs to just stop trying. It's not working for her at all...
1/11/2007 9:29 AM
Student Testing Dates? Is that what STD is?
1/15/2007 12:38 AM
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