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Monday, May 28, 2007

Lassie Come Home - NOT!

As noted in an earlier post, Wynnie (the brat terrier who is not as cute as Benji) has a new home. Her new family is happy with her. Phew.

This holiday weekend, the evil dog's new family went away - and we are watching Wynnie.

Here is a list of what she has done (causing my hate for her to deepen) in the past few days, once again proving that Old Yeller she is not.

* gotten into the garbage (twice) - knocking it over, spreading it around, and eating stuff - White Fang would not be proud

* ran away and came back - like Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

* while on her adventure, rolled in something very stinky, making her a poor candidate for Best in Show

* somehow ended up in the neighbor's yard (through the fence?), and couldn't get back into our yard, resulting in barking, whining, and crying - could've used the help of K-9

* looked at me - not with the cute look of Beethoven, but with her look of "I'm just trying to make you mad"

IN OTHER NEWS
Oma (Traci's mom) is in Hawaii and having a great time. Hooray for her!

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7 Comments:

Blogger Steve Maile said...

haha NICE ONE! DOUCHE. so i just wrote a gigantic entry, check em bulleh.

5/29/2007 2:06 AM

 
Blogger T-Mac said...

Awesome. Really. You rock!

5/29/2007 2:42 AM

 
Blogger The Assassin (burrr) said...

ha ha! Poor dog... wait.. no, poor you. I can't believe you agreed to let that dog back in your house

5/29/2007 9:12 AM

 
Blogger Ashley said...

hahaha that's funny how you end up housesitting. maybe wynnie's new family will just abandon her and force you to take her in. sound familiar?

5/29/2007 1:33 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wheres she staying

5/30/2007 2:39 AM

 
Blogger Auntie Dani said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Karma! I think it's hilarious that the dog you so wanted gone came back, even briefly, to cause you anguish. Calm blue ocean, Sam...calm and blue...

5/30/2007 1:10 PM

 
Blogger Elisabeth said...

snicker...too bad winnie's not as cool as the dog in Homeword Bound.

6/01/2007 9:03 PM

 

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