Good Hygiene Is Your Friend
LOCATION: My office at school
OFFENDER: A student
VICTIM: Me
THE OFFENSE: A student stopped by my office to ask me a question. He did not have an appointment and he is not on the speech team (so it's no use guessing who it is). He sat in the chair directly across from/next to my desk. The stank that emanated from him caused my gag reflex to activate. Seriously. I couldn't determine if this was a body ("I'm too lazy to shower for three days") odor or a mouth ("Stink mouth isn't so bad") problem.
LENGTH OF VISIT: About three minutes
EFFECTS: After he left, his funk lingered. I opened the window, to the rush of cold air, and turned on my portable heater. I went to the library to pick up some books. When I returned, the air smelled like a heater was on with a window open.
MORAL: If you stink, people will blog about you.
posted by magic, and with love from Sam, at 1:25 PM
7 Comments:
Is this your subtle way of telling me I smell Sam?
11/21/2007 5:19 PM
No, Brou-meister.
I would tell you directly - because I'm with you more than 3 minutes. And that's my max on smelling stank.
11/21/2007 6:10 PM
Was it a freshman? Sometimes it takes them a few semesters to figure out how to turn on the showers.....
11/21/2007 8:21 PM
Based on the time, I'm thinking it was Masa's inform.
11/21/2007 9:27 PM
Know what else smells....lots of kids from third world countries. I think it is a sign of how \"third world\" your country is, like, how many feet away I can smell you from. It\'s a theory in progress.
11/23/2007 2:30 AM
i dont get it
11/23/2007 9:16 PM
dude, who was it?
11/25/2007 11:47 PM
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