Not Just For Plumbers
A couple of years ago, I noticed that some young women thought that wearing low-rise jeans and thong underwear (that was exposed in the back) was a good idea. They were wrong.
Yesterday, I was walking around the class I teach, listening to students discuss their assigned activity (and joking around with Masa). When I was in the back of the room, I noticed some young women wearing low-rise jeans and short shirts, so their lower backs were exposed. Two of the young women were also displaying crack. Now this isn't crack that you notice as you stare at someone's butt. This is excessive. This is crack that screams, "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME NOW!"
To their credit, I'm not seeing the thongs sticking out of their pants. Thank you for that.
However, I do not want to see three inches of crack. Really , I don't. So, my new classroom management strategy will either be (a) to carry a ruler so I can get an accurate measurement of exposed crackage, or (b) to carry pennies and inserts coins into the exposed slots. Any other suggestions are welcome.
posted by magic, and with love from Sam, at 8:55 PM
5 Comments:
Maybe a roll of duct tape to fix the crack that's exposed. If it's broke, duct it, if you can't duct it...chuck it!
4/12/2006 9:22 PM
jall i ask is that you continue to use the word crackage.
4/12/2006 10:27 PM
Sam's class: more crack than Whitney Houston's house!
4/12/2006 10:29 PM
Bring dental floss, tell them they should use it. The instructions are on their back.
4/13/2006 4:07 PM
I) I think any of those options might ultimitley end up in lawsuits
2)maybe you should ask whoever has the most crack to do your taxes
3)hold me closer tiny dancer (You suck) this next award is for the hottest in the office, it goes to Ryan the temp! (slap on the ass)
4/14/2006 12:46 AM
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