Contrary Contradictions On A Personal Level

This morning, I washed my hands and face. I did not rinse the soap off very well, and somehow ended up with soap in my mouth. I could taste it for about an hour - and then I went to the dentist. Paradox.

AND, Kevin told me a story about his friend, Jarod, in high school, who was scheduled for a class for developmentally disabled students. The class meets in the high school greenhouse. Students water plants. Jarod is not developmentally disabled. Jarod's friends encouraged him to attend the class - but he did not. Paradox.

AND, across the hall from my office there is a three-day training in session, complete with snacks and lunch in the hallway. Yesterday (day one) I took and drank a bottle of orange juice. Today (day two) I was planning to take some food - but was offered a lunch, which I ate. Again, I took and drank a bottle of orange juice. Paradox.

The paradox trifecta is now complete.