Evil
Location: Macy's Department Store
Cast of Characters:
E = Employee of the store
T = Traci
FS - Fondly Sam
Traci and I were running some errands yesterday, and stopped at Macy's to get her mom/Oma/Rita a pair of sweatpants. We found the sweatpants, walked around the store, and checked out in the shoe section.
E: Did you find everything you needed?
FS: Yes. (hands her Rita's sweatpants to purchase)
E: Did you try these on?
FS: No - uh - they're not for me.
T: What? You don't want to wear my mom's clothes?
(The transaction continues in a slow, clunky manner)
E: (looking at my credit card) Thank you for your purchase, Mr., uh, Malice. Is that correct - "Malice"?
FS: Sure.
Labels: math-ease is fine, really
posted by magic, and with love from Sam, at 5:31 PM
6 Comments:
What's in a name?
Clothes buying is not a game.
Or perhaps it is and you lost.
And your name is the cost.
So it sounds like Mathies
Now rhymes with Malice.
(I was thinking about Bad Interp today.)
1/20/2008 6:05 PM
So... did you try them on?
1/20/2008 10:32 PM
ha ha ha... Maybe she doesn't know how to read..you should stop being so malicious and give her a break mr. malice.
1/21/2008 2:46 PM
Are you sure you didn't want to get another pair in your size so you two could match. I hear that's very in right now.
1/22/2008 3:58 AM
hahaha
But Tiffanie is right although i think it's not as cool when it's with your mother-in-law. That might just be creepy. Then you could be Mr. Creepy Malice.
1/22/2008 6:34 PM
Clearly Hooked on Phonics did NOT work for this douche.
1/24/2008 6:30 PM
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