In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle

Traci and I had a dinner reservation tonight - and we arrived a little early, so we stopped in a store that sells stuff for your home. As we were walking around, I noticed a man sleeping in a chair.

I said, "Traci, there's a man sleeping in that chair."

He was old.

A couple minutes later, a store employee approached the man and asked if he was alright. The now awake man mumbled an incoherent reply.

The employee said, "Well, you've been sleeping here for two hours. You can't sleep here."

Again, the man mumbled. The employee walked away and the man went back to sleep.

Moral of the story: Store employees are not always correct.

And, no, we did not invite him on our date.