Critics Abound
Traci and I were walking in a parking lot towards our minivan when a woman said to Traci, "You're shoe is untied."
I wanted Traci to say something to the effect of, "Oh, yeah? Well, there's no need to point out others' faults. And besides, your outfit is uglier than your hair, I'm cuter than you, and you have a fat ass."
She didn't. She thanked the critical woman and tied her shoe.
In other exciting news, more seeds have sprouted in the garden.


5 Comments:
Note to self: Let Sam fall on his face the next time his shoe is untied.
5/06/2006 8:22 PM
yeah geez! she was just trying to be helpful!
5/07/2006 10:33 AM
Haha...she was just trying to help, but I get what you mean. So, your garden has been listening to the song in your last post and has some seeds inside it, huh? :-)
5/07/2006 5:22 PM
i have no idea whats going on here...tom + seeds...whoa
5/07/2006 6:14 PM
For what it's worth, Sam, it totally pisses me off when people tell me my shoes are untied. That sounds sarcastic because it's such a ridiculous thing to be upset about, but it's true! It really does bother me. I'll have untied shoes if I want to, thank-you-very-much.
5/07/2006 10:22 PM
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