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Thursday, May 04, 2006

The Seed Inside Ya


This is Paul Anka. He's a tool.

CNN.com asked its readers the following question: What do you think is the worst song of all time?

Personally, I would have nominated the 1986 irritant, Dancing on the Ceiling, by Lionel Richie. In addition to the mind-numbing lyrics, the video of the spinning room was offensive.

On April 27, 2006, CNN.com notes that according to their 5,800 readers who responded, Paul Anka's 1974 idiocy of (You're) Having My Baby is the worst song of all time. Here are some lyrics:

Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinkin' of me
That you're havin' my baby
You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to ya
Havin' my baby
You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya
The need inside you, I see it showin'
Whoa, the seed inside ya, baby, do you feel it growin'?


Can we say egocentric? Solipsistic? Choadalistic?

7 Comments:

Blogger T-Mac said...

Wow.

5/04/2006 12:49 PM

 
Blogger truax said...

Cross apply what T-Mac said.

5/04/2006 1:28 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats genius! im gonna use those lines...uhh tom, you're havin my baby! cant ya feel that virus...uhh seed...growing inside ya!....bitch

5/04/2006 5:15 PM

 
Blogger Ashley said...

Yes, choadalistic, I believe, is the sociological term.

5/04/2006 5:39 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't it amazing what gets on the radio? What a buncha crap lyrics.

Do you know the song Uniform Grey by Sarah Harmer? I'm not sure what it's about, but I like the lyrics anyway, and the music is divine. Oh, and are you a Be Good Tanyas fan? Even their name rules! If you don't know them, check out their album Blue Horse. Or don't, but then you'll be sad, though you won't know why.

5/04/2006 8:31 PM

 
Blogger haylie said...

It's Ok, though. The karma gods made him ugly in punishment.

5/04/2006 10:56 PM

 
Blogger The Assassin (burrr) said...

I can't believe the CDC lets the Malaria ridden patients out to mingle in public.... Quaranteen that shit

5/06/2006 12:23 PM

 

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