A Special Mother

To celebrate Mother's Day, Jonas wrote a poem for Traci. Here goes -

My mother is the most wonderful mother in the whole world!
She is as pretty as a flower.
She weighs 234 pounds and is 5 feet tall.
Her favorite food is meat.
Her favorite color is pink and purple.
In the good old days when Mommy was little, she used to play with her brother.
I think Mommy looks funny when she does a funny voice.
I wish Mommy would go on vacation with me every day.
I wouldn't trade my mother for 200 bucks.

NOTE: If you haven't yet written a poem for your mother, and you need one, feel free to rip this off. Especially if she likes meat.