Ooh, Yuck, Look!

During Nick's soccer practice this evening, held at a park, there was a couple making out. They had a blanket and were rolling around as if they were auditioning for a porn movie - but they had their clothes on, barely.

Just when I'm thinking, "What could be worse than this?" I see something worse - another couple making out on a swing on the playground. They get points for good balance and maneuverability, but it was gross.

IN OTHER NEWS: Jonas is on a kick of trying to set records, as in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Today's event: Wearing two shirts at once.
Today's duration: 13 hours and 10 minutes.
The future is bright!