Tonight's Nemesis: Park Place
Jonas just schooled me in Monopoly. His strategy is to get both of the dark blue properties, build them up, watch, and enjoy. He succeeded tonight.
On my first pass around the board, I landed on Park Place with two houses.
On my second trip, I landed on Park Place with a hotel.
My third time around the board - third time on Park Place, still with hotel. Having sold the few ghetto houses I had on the light blue properties, and mortgaging the rest, I surrendered.
As a first-grader, his Monopoly skills are pretty impressive. Mine - not so much.
IN OTHER NEWS: Tammy (of the "people make fun of my name" fame) stopped by the house tonight. She wanted me to pass a message on to the faithful Fondly, Sam readers. She says, "I will send Sam a new entry to blog-post soon - like in zero time - I miss you reading about me. Don't worry, I'm still hot." (This was typed word for word, with Tammy looking over my shoulder, and her PBR-laden breath offending all of my senses.)
posted by magic, and with love from Sam, at 8:12 PM
5 Comments:
You got robbed by someone who has no money. Sounds like how robbery usually goes. Robber needs money, so takes from person with money. In this case it's you.
It's nice to see you haven't given it all to Tammy for bad liquor and plastic surgery (that isn't working).
9/13/2006 8:40 PM
I'm surprised you noticed the beer breath - I thought that Sweet Tart I popped in my mouth covered it. Sorry, my bad.
Wait - CutieTruax knows about my plastic surgeries?!?
9/13/2006 8:45 PM
Your son rocks...I like the idea of giving out properties before the game starts so it doesn't take seven hours--nice work. :-) Also, I called you today and talked to this really nice lady who had your phone. We were both looking for you, it was fun.
9/13/2006 10:38 PM
what, you don't like her perfume?
9/13/2006 11:09 PM
I know this perfume well, care of frats and freshman everywhere...
9/14/2006 11:43 PM
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