Need Any Staples?

One of the many tasks I have this week before classes start is to move offices. In preparing for the move - to my fifth office in nine years! - I combined all of the supplies for the forensics team with my office supplies. I kind of have a thing for office supplies, and was wondering if I need to order more of them. I don't.

Among the inventory, I found:
8 pairs of scissors,
7 staplers,
2 electric pencil sharpeners, and
over 85,000 staples.

I sorta remembering an ordering snafu with staples last year - like I misunderstood how many staples were in a pack. I thought I was ordering 4,500 and ended up receiving 60,000. However, I can't account for the other 25,000 staples.

IN OTHER NEWS - Recently I have noticed myself driving rather slowly. I'll look at the speedometer and notice that I'm about 10 mph under the speed limit. Then I'll speed up, and a few minutes later, I'll realize that I'm pokey again. Fascinating.