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Saturday, June 30, 2007

Sum Follow-Ups

There has been some progression/resolution on some recent Fondly, Sam issues.

1. Nap/poo - Day three was a success - all poo stayed in the diaper.

2. The egg salad is gone and it was delicious. I think that Kev and I ate it all. However, we still have a lot of eggs. And yes, they are from Costco, Elis - you're smart.

3. Wynnie the evil rat terrier is back. The owners asked us to watch it for the weekend. And the day they dropped it off, they said that they may not want it back. We'll talk on Sunday. We already know how this talk will proceed. Hence, we're in search of another new home for this animal.

4. Chai tea latte is still one of the best drinks in the world.

5. Kevin's fingers (which previously had bones sticking out) have healed nicely - and he has no bad effects. Here is a snippet of conversation between Kevin and the fish-eyed doctor at his final appointment.

F-E Dr: You've done a nice job of healing yourself. The human body is pretty remarkable.

Kev: I take a small amount of creatine after working out. Do you think that caused the fast healing?

F-E Dr: No. Creatine is basically a salt, so - no.

Kev: But, do you think creatine makes me healthier?

F-E Dr: No, I think eating nutritionally good food will make you healthier.

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is the craftiest thing I have ever heard of. "hey Sam, we're um...leaving town...and um...we need you to wach the ratbeast that was formally in your possession...and um...*whispers* we might just leave him with you...Soooo, see you in a week, okaybye!"

7/01/2007 10:02 AM

 
Blogger The Assassin (burrr) said...

Ha ha ha! First, Whew about the poo. Second, ha ha ha about the doctor! Third, DANGIT about the dog, just tell your neighbors that Hey! It's not my problem anymore! That usually works for me. Really, that has never worked for me.

7/01/2007 8:57 PM

 
Blogger Auntie Dani said...

Let me get this straight...

Karma (rather, Dogma...embrace the pun) is biting you in the ankles by returning to you the very creature that you wished would just run away and never come back. I find this strangely funny.

Also, I agree with Jess. Kudos on the poo staying in the appropriate diaper enclosure. Always a plus. Good luck continuing that streak!

7/02/2007 2:09 AM

 
Blogger Ashley said...

I told you they would make you take her back!!!!

I prefer the word "poop" over "poo."

7/02/2007 9:10 AM

 
Blogger Elisabeth said...

Congrats on finishing mass amounts of egg salad. Teenage boys are useful in finishing lots of food. Also, thanks, I am pretty smart. And I am so glad I don't have an evil rat terrier. You should give her to someone who lives far away. Then it is less convenient for them to bring her back.

7/02/2007 10:30 AM

 

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