Aspirations
THINGS I HOPE THAT I NEVER OWN
(If I do, please kick me in the head)
* A shirt with a pattern of deer, pheasant, and/or other hunted animals
* One of those personal organizer blackberry-like gizmos
* A cat
* Spare car parts
* A copy of Maxim magazine
THINGS I HOPE THAT I WILL OWN
(If I don't, please give them to me)
* Every season of The Office on DVD
* A trophy that I earn in an athletic contest
* A Mini Cooper
* A peony plant that produces yellow flowers
* A midget
posted by magic, and with love from Sam, at 8:50 PM
7 Comments:
Well, you sort of own me and I'm sort of short, does that count? Oh, and why hate on blackberry's? They seem pretty rad to me!
5/19/2006 11:48 PM
I don't know what to say. I just, ya. I feel a little hurt inside...
5/20/2006 1:17 AM
what if I bought you a midget who wore pheasant shirts?
5/20/2006 10:12 PM
You know, summer staff is composed of a high percentage of shortish people (including myself). Is think thanks to your evident midget fetish?
5/20/2006 11:01 PM
It occurs to me that perhaps "fetish" is sort of a strong word...
5/20/2006 11:01 PM
the trophy will never happen. you'll just have to settle with the forensics ones.
5/23/2006 7:37 AM
Is owning and coaching the same thing? Also, if you ever came in to a deer pattern shirt, you could just give them to truax. Also, I bet you could win a MVP Forensics Intramural trophy... That could happen.
5/23/2006 12:13 PM
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