Punkinny Fabulosity

Yesterday I carved pumpkins with Nick and Jonas. They already had their pumpkins - the biggest ones they could find with super-thick walls of pumpkiny muscle.

I cut off the lids. They dug out the guts a little, told me what to cut for a face, and went to ride bikes. Jonas wanted round eyes in his pumpkin, and I said that would be a challenge. His friend said that his dad tried to cut round eyes, but they weren't very round. So, game on.

The eyes on Jonas's pumpkin are perfectly round. As a little bonus, there are curved eyebrows, too.

Who's the better dad? Me.